Time waits for no Moshi, especially Tardy Timers because they are always running late. And that’s weird because the powdered egg running through their hourglass figures is rumoured to tickle their tummies whenever they are delayed. Then again, you’d probably be late too if you spent all day doing handstands yelling ‘Ooh, it tickles!’
Runny eggs and hot feet.
Digital watches and sand files.