Hocus the Wonky Wowza is a magical Moshling that is unreleased in Moshi Monsters. He is featured in the Series 7 Figures which released in late July 2013 in the United Kingdom.
Many Moons ago these scatterbrained Moshlings would entertain Moshi royalty with jaw dropping feats of magic. But one fateful day a jealous king made their hats all wonky causing them to forget their spells. Thankfully Wonky Wowzers can still perform using their enchanted curled up wands but only on days beginning with Z.
Dungeons and dragons.
Square tables and newfangled technology.